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Oh Fudge! An Ode to America’s Nostalgic Confection and the Art of Childhood Failure

American lore tells us that fudge first made its grand debut at Vassar College in Poughkeepsie, NY, at a senior auction in 1892. Whether this is true or not will remain a mystery, but what we do know is that chocolate fudge is a confection that the U.S.A can call its own. Many speculate that its invention was […]

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Please Excuse My Appearance…

I often pray I don’t bump into anyone when I run into the grocery store. And if I do, I’d like to pretend to be Kristin Wiig during the airplane scene in the movie Bridesmaids when she slides down in her seat and sheepishly says, “Um no, it’s not me, I’m with him, I’m…I’m Mrs. […]

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Why are there no diaper changing stations in the mens’ bathroom?!

photo credit Koala YOU TAKE HIM TO THE BATHROOM! Do you ever find yourself getting a little annoyed with being the one to always take the kid to the bathroom for a diaper change? Always having to stop eating that hot juicy steak within minutes of it being served at your favorite restaurant? While we […]

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These kids are at 11:24 on the Doomsday Clock. Impending tantrum!

Setting the “Child Doomsday” Clock

  According to The Bulletin of Atomic Scientists, humankind’s clock is ticking. Recently, this group declared that since America struck a deal with Iran and climate change commitments continue to trickle in, we’re no worse off than we were last year in our chances for impending demise. Our species’ Doomsday Clock remains set at three […]

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