Tag: parenting humor
The #IMOMSOHARD Getaway Tour: A Chat with Kristin and Jen
Despite this being the busiest leg of The #IMOMSOHARD tour with Jacksonville last night, Orlando tonight and Tampa tomorrow evening, Jen and Kristin were...
10 Things I Won’t Miss About Breastfeeding
My little girl is turning one this month and I can’t believe a year has passed. I wanted to breastfeed for a year, and...
5 Toys Kids Love But Parents Hate
We've all been in that space, your child is opening gifts for Christmas or their birthday and you're holding your breath hoping it's not...
Feeding Tiny Humans: No Cooking Required
When my daughter was a baby, anyplace with a drive-thru became my best friend. I needed food and it was winter in Minnesota. With...
Why Not Strive to Just Be Your Selfie
Trout pout. Shameless. Duckface. Alonie.
What do you visualize when you see those words? Does “selfie” come to mind? Me? Well, I’m a certifiable...
Worst-Case Handbook for Holiday Travel With Kids
My Best Self plans ahead for each and every worst-case scenario while en route to Grandma's house for the holidays. Real Life, however, likes...
Modern Slang For My Mom Gang
DON’T STAN MY APPEARANCE
Don’t stalk my body image. Boundaries are cool. Things that are off boundaries? Body shaming and judging appearances. Don’t judge...
Tales from the Toilet—The Mystery of the Empty Toilet Paper Roll
Seriously, how hard is it to replace the toilet paper roll?
Really?
Let’s count the steps.
#1 – Remove old roll.
#2 – Waddle to the closet to...
Finding the Right Church for My Family: My Church Tinder Experience
Finding the right church for my family is a lot like looking for a husband on Tinder. The saying “you have to kiss a...
Why 40 is Downhill to Death for Me
40 doesn’t just sound old. It is old. 40 is downhill. I turned 40 this year and every single thing about it has sucked....