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Why are there no diaper changing stations in the mens’ bathroom?!

photo credit Koala YOU TAKE HIM TO THE BATHROOM! Do you ever find yourself getting a little annoyed with being the one to always take the kid to the bathroom for a diaper change? Always having to stop eating that hot juicy steak within minutes of it being served at your favorite restaurant? While we […]

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The 5 Stages of Wifey Leaving You (Alone with the Kids While She Regains Her Sanity)

Our guest dad writer, Jason, shares The Five Stages of Wifey Leaving You Alone with the Kids While She Regains Her Sanity.  1) DENIAL. It can’t be the weekend already. Tonight can’t be the night where she hangs with her friends. “Honey…is tonight the night you are meeting your friends?” “Yes.” No worries they will cancel. […]

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Thanks Ashton!

Ashton Kutcher is mad. He just became a dad five months ago – but he’s running into a problem that a lot of men have been struggling with for a long time. Rarely, are there changing tables in the men’s restroom. He took to his Facebook page, which has 18 million followers, to rant about […]

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GRILLED ONIONS MEANS ‘I LOVE YOU’

This afternoon, my husband made me an amazing steak sandwich. He used the good bread… Pepperjack cheese… Yummy steak… And he even chopped-up and grilled onions. It’s a sandwich I will remember forever. He may actually get sex tonight. After 14 years of marriage and 3 kids – it’s that kind of romantic gesture that […]

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That Evil Elf on the Shelf

Halloween is over. The pumpkins are rotting in the trash. The candy has been picked through and all the Snickers bars have mysteriously disappeared. Now… It’s time to focus on Thanksgiving and the stressful, horrible, terrible, heart-pounding, stomach-wrenching thing that happens on the day after Thanksgiving. Not shopping. The day after Thanksgiving is the day […]

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SAY CHEESE!

I blame the Duchess of Cambridge for my latest family portrait debacle. The royal family released a photo a couple weeks ago. It was so adorable. Kate and Will smiling peacefully out a window. Prince George looking adorable while staring lovingly at the dog. It made me think. I haven’t taken baby pictures of my […]

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